Is the society going to the dogs in Surabaya?

Is the society going to the dogs in Surabaya?

For many Indonesian Muslims traveling abroad, concern over deep-
vein thrombosis or lost luggage barely features.

The major worry comes when they arrive in Western airports and
suffer the sniffer dog ordeal, as customs canines paw passengers'
bags, salivate over skirt hems and drool into trouser cuffs.

Dogs are widely used by security agencies overseas but, until
recently, seldom seen in Indonesia where the animals are
considered unclean.

But the East Java police run a pack, and most handlers are
Muslims. The Jakarta Post contributor Duncan Graham in Surabaya
reports:

If ever you have doubted the old joke about pooch lovers who
take on their animal's features, a visit to the police dog squad
in Surabaya will convince you otherwise.

The kennels are near the big bus terminal of Bungurasih, but
meeting their lodgers it's clear this hound home should be called
The Baskervilles.

It's a job to tell which is the scarier -- the snarling,
satanic Rottweilers or their grim, no-nonsense handlers clad in
Ninja-black and red. It's Fang and Fang -- take your pick.

Certainly, any street protester thinking of giving authority
the finger would make a rapid reassessment when confronted by a
two- or four-legged member of Polda's Unit K9, also known as
Satwa (fauna).

He'd probably be left digitless after the encounter, and
Brutus would still be waiting for his share.

No wonder it took just two dogs to pacify a mob of Malang
soccer hooligans who thought disrupting traffic was a clever way
to celebrate their team's recent victory against Jakarta.

A couple of growls from the handlers plus some lip-licking by
the spring-loaded muscle-packs straining at the end of their
fraying leashes and even the most brainless bonek (football
hooligan) turns into an upright citizen.

That's because Indonesians fear dogs, according to Captain Tri
Atmulyanto, senior vet and unit boss.

"They're also terrified of getting rabies if bitten," he said.
"Fortunately few know that rabies doesn't exist in East Java and
all our dogs are vaccinated against disease. Dogs are very
effective here for crowd control."

Real bitches

K9 is a pun on "canine", though most locals think it's a
sinister code. The unit has 27 handlers and 22 dogs, rottweilers,
Dobermans, German shepherds (also known as Alsatians), golden
retrievers and Labradors. The last two are drug detectors; the
others are used as crim-catchers and to scare the pants off the
lawless: This is the real Fear Factor.

The squad is particularly short of bomb dogs since their last
explosives expert died (of old age, not shrapnel) and is
anxiously waiting for replacements from Jakarta.

But good dogs are hard to find. They must be at least a year
old, and preferably female; bitches are less prone to be diverted
by the scent of a sister on heat. Only 1 per cent of those with
potential actually has the nose for the job and can make it to
the front rank.

It's the same with the handlers; many are called but few are
chosen. Recruits are sent to Jakarta for training; only the
exceptionally dogged are able to bond successfully with their
charge to become a coordinated and formidable team.

The squad is on constant standby and can be sent anywhere in
the province when an emergency arises. However, they have only
one roadworthy vehicle designed for dog transport.

Four of the handlers are Christian -- a faith with no rules
against close contact with Man's Best Friend. They include
Alexander Ubwaria, originally from Ambon. He's been with K9 for
25 years and is the longest-serving officer. Two handlers are
Hindu and the rest Muslim.

"The Majelis Ulama Indonesia (Indonesian Muslim Scholars'
Council) has pronounced a qulbul mullam edict which means we can
work with dogs," said Captain Tri.

"Dogs were trained to guard flocks in ancient times so we've
been told we can use them if it's for the benefit of society.

"Although Muslims are supposed to clean their hands seven
times after touching a dog's saliva we're allowed to wash only
once, using detergent. Soap wasn't available centuries ago so the
extra washing was necessary in those days."

All the handlers are men. In an explanation bound to make
feminists bare their teeth, Captain Tri said women weren't
suitable because their menstrual periods distracted the animals.

That "problem" doesn't seem to arise in Australia where female
quarantine officers lead floppy-eared beagles into airport
luggage halls to stuff wet snouts into passengers' packs. The
main difficulty is stopping people patting these cute scent-
detectors, usually dressed in dinky matinee jackets, as they
waddle round the baggage carousel exercising their narcotic
noses.

Dog day afternoons

Should they snort a cache of cocaine they just sit alongside
the drug mule, wag their jolly tails, look up at the offender and
give a doggy grin. Understandably this is seldom returned.

Apart from the religious issues, the other significant problem
at K9 is climate. The thinking breeds like Labrador tend to be
longhaired and don't enjoy the heat.

The shorthaired varieties like Dobermans can tolerate the
tropics. But their heads are as thick as their shoulders; they're
prone to bite first and ask questions later.

So the refined retrievers soon get dog-tired and need regular
replacements. These come from private breeders in the cool hill
towns outside Surabaya.

Captain Tri wants to get his leash around the neck of a few
Belgian shepherds. These are supposed to combine Einstein-level
IQ, sensitive noses, jaws which can crunch femurs and a short
coat.

Although Javanese tends to be the first language of most
Surabayans the K9 Unit insists on giving commands in quality
Indonesian and English. This really foxes monolingual delinquents
who quit school early.

Did the officer shout: "Rip his throat out!" or is he just
asking Nero if he'd like: "A kip and time out?"

Either way, when the K9 lads and their mates show up it's best
to shoot through.

Fast.