Indofood to keep prices steady
Originally Posted By: Roy's hair
Indomie does indeed symbolize this country. Utterly lacking in substance, fibre or nutrition. A poor simulation of actual food. An ersatz breakfast for those completely without taste or descrimination.
You forgot "dirt cheap for wanky teachers on a million a month who work for a pittance because the fiddling squad is still looking for them ; and available to all like a Blok M brass who will drop them for a crusty knobbed old bule"
Apart from that, you were pretty much spot on.