Ultimate climax quest ends in jail

Ultimate climax quest ends in jail

JAKARTA (JP): A jobless man who enlarged his penis by
implanting small marbles in it failed to reach the ultimate
ecstasy in sexual intercourse and landed in jail instead.

A panel of judges in the East Jakarta district court found the
man, 32-year-old Robert Yosef, guilty of obscenity yesterday.

Judge Kamar Sembiring said the incident happened in April when
Robert went to try out his heavier thing on a 50-year-old
masseuse in an East Jakarta cemetery, after the woman had
accepted the Rp 5,000 (US$2) he offered.

Robert told the court all looked promising until the masseur
was horrified by the size of her would-be lover's erection when
she grabbed it in the dark.

Not to offend Robert, she excused herself saying she was going
to the restroom, only to betray him: she told her neighbors what
she had just seen and experienced.

Apprehensive about her tale, the neighbors passed the story on
to the police, who picked him up the day after her hair-raising
nightmare.

Robert, who will serve only two more months, said he was
pleased with the verdict. He went over to the people attending
the trial and frenziedly kissed everyone's hands.

The sentencing drew a gleeful crowd of about a dozen people.
Many of them daring to laugh out loud only after the trial was
over. (07/pan)