Indonesia’s tourism — a national tragedy

"Both during the quick-win and long-term phases, the tourism recovery effort has to be supported by appropriately directed promotional campaigns with a common national branding. Malaysia has its “Truly Asia”, India its “Incredible” claim while Singapore and Thailand have respectively dubbed themselves “Uniquely Singapore” and “Amazing Thailand”. Branding is important to position the country concerned at the top of mind of would - be tourists while also filtering the right tourists who can appreciate what that country offers."

How about "Hello, Mister! Truly fucking irritating!"?