Safe sex

Can someone please tell me what is appealing about a dress made of condoms or a cage-like one with a cat inside that swings against one's derriere at every step?

The only thing I can think of is that these dresses (featured in The Jakarta Post, June 19th edition) are a modern equivalent of the chastity belt. No potential suitor would dare wrestle with a caged cat or a zipper buried underneath a mountain of balloons, assuming he has overcome the aphrodisiac aroma of the rubber.

Someone should inform the designer that one condom is sufficient enough for safe sex. As for the caged lady, shall I say a sign that the mad cow disease (BSE) has had yet another victim?

ANNE-MARIE ELIZABETH TAPP

Cilegon, West Java