Safe sex

Safe sex

Can someone please tell me what is appealing about a dress
made of condoms or a cage-like one with a cat inside that swings
against one's derriere at every step?

The only thing I can think of is that these dresses (featured
in The Jakarta Post, June 19th edition) are a modern equivalent
of the chastity belt. No potential suitor would dare wrestle with
a caged cat or a zipper buried underneath a mountain of balloons,
assuming he has overcome the aphrodisiac aroma of the rubber.

Someone should inform the designer that one condom is
sufficient enough for safe sex. As for the caged lady, shall I
say a sign that the mad cow disease (BSE) has had yet another
victim?

ANNE-MARIE ELIZABETH TAPP

Cilegon, West Java