Models live between catwalk and reality

Models live between catwalk and reality

By Aida Greenbury

JAKARTA (JP): "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 5!" The
latest preferred fashion music blasts in the chilly air outside
the Louvre Dome. Bright spotlights and lasers flash from one
model to another; reflected on their glowing, over-moisturized
skin. Full of confidence, the lanky models, all blond, sway on
the catwalk with measured steps, one foot straight after the
other. This is ironic. How could any woman concentrate on what
she is doing, let alone look so proud doing it, with Lou Bega's
most sexist lyrics accompanying her steps?

The VIP seats are packed with famous people from the
entertainment industry. Their eyes are locked on the stage,
observing every detail of this season's hottest collections.
"Must rush backstage and grab those tight lime-green pants,"
hissed one famous actor sitting in the front.

Fashion spectators, cameramen and reporters sit on both sides
of the catwalk. They all knit their brows trying to look as
professional as Elsa Klench, while some of them are just waiting
for the highlight of the show. The lesser-known designers tend to
throw as little clothing as possible on their gorgeous models to
further expose their breasts. But hey, they say that it's part of
the art!

A man wearing nothing but a G-string and a colorful, frilly
cape, which looks like my grandmother's nightgown, walks by.
Behind him an entourage of female models, most of them in their
teens, try to present US$10,000-worth of office outfits. Yeah
sure, get real; as if there are any 15-year-old female CEOs in
this world!

"Bellissimo. Nothing could be better than having such
extremely young flower buds to model your creations," said a
distinguished Italian designer on TV the other day. "Their
innocent, fragile skinny bodies, prominent bone structures and
flat chests are irresistible!" He would be investigated as a
possible pedophile in a developing country just for saying that.
I think these young girls would look a lot better in school
uniforms.

Can we put the blame on these designers for creating such an
unrealistic physical image with these underage models? How many
so-called mature women in this country waste so much money and
time because they want to look like these "just stepped into
puberty" models? Or, if we think about it, where do you think
bulimia comes from? Don't you think there should be a law imposed
on disease-promoting fashion advertisements? Maybe every time
they put teenage models on TV or in magazines, the producers
should be responsible to add text underneath that reads: "Surgeon
General's Warning for adults! These models are only fifteen. Any
attempt to imitate these images is highly hazardous; physical and
mental damage may occur!"

Have a look at the local TV advertisements, for example. They
have all kind of slimming pills, creams and machines complemented
with the obligatory "before and after" pictures. I can't believe
that people are still buying them. Are the cheap and safe old-
fashioned methods of good eating habits and exercise too
difficult to practice?

I know somebody who is really conscious about how her body
looks. Mind you, she's not overweight at all, she just looks a
little bit like the new version of Monica Lewinsky. Hey, even the
old version didn't seem to have any problem finding a man.

"I have to take these," she said one day when I saw her taking
dozens of slimming pills at once. "I can't stay looking like
this. I've noticed that my husband has been trying to stay away
from me lately. I don't want him to look for younger and skinnier
women". Geez, get a life girl! (I know, I will never be a good
shrink).

She even keeps the tiny dresses she wore when she was 18 in
her closet. When I asked her why, she told me that she might need
them when she looses 10 kilos, someday. Women and men who try to
lose weight in order to follow the trends are all around us. I
myself have quit trying to put on my favorite high-cut string
bikini since my mini-me was born two years ago.

Sometimes you see people try a little too hard to be
fashionable. Let me see, what is the must-have style of this
season? Ha! Animal prints! I bumped into a woman while I was
doing some shopping the other day. She had on a short snake-print
dress, leopard-print bag and cow-print shoes! What message was
she actually sending out? Protect the animals? Or skin the
animals no matter how ridiculous they look on you?

It seems that everybody has at least one animal print
accessory in the wardrobe, just in case they need to wear it on a
night out. I heard that some doormen won't allow women into
their exclusive clubs unless they are wearing something printed
with the skin of wild reptiles or a four-legged creature. Puh-
lease! And these women actually follow the rules. Talk about
fashion victims!

Well ladies and gentlemen, real beauty is always inside us. It
doesn't really matter whether you are a size six or 16 or whether
your wardrobe hasn't changed much in the last 10 years, as long
as you feel happy and comfortable with what you have! At least
you are standing on this side of reality. Those dazzling,
flawless looking models still have to step down from the catwalk
and wake up. This world is not only about looking good.