Leech: Sucking the life out of you

Leech: Sucking the life out of you

JAKARTA (JP): No matter where you go in life there are
leeches. Not the parasite that lives in muddy waters. The type of
bloodsucker I'm referring to is the one we come into contact with
on a daily basis: leechoros humongous or the human variety.

They exist on the goodwill of others, never thinking for a
moment they are causing all manner of misery.

You know the person who goes to restaurants with others and
after drinking a bottle of wine says they only had two glasses.
The person who just orders a salad and then proceeds to trough
everyone else's food. Or the person who flees for the bathroom
anytime a bill arrives.

It's never clear when you first meet one that they are of the
free-loading variety. Just like the jungle parasites, it takes a
while before you feel the bite, and by then they're almost
impossible to get rid of.

Go to the holiday island of Bali, a friend says, and you will
see many leeches on the beaches. They take the form of the Bali
Beach Boy whose mission in life is to dry up food, money and
anything else that's going, she said.

Some years ago, I had the misfortune of working with a leech
who stuck to me from the word go. He immediately supposed we
would be the best of friends. It got so bad that at lunchtimes I
was forced to hide in the office, dreading another hour of
leeching.

His idea of our supposed friendship was not founded on typical
friendship values. Everything was purely for his gain. In
restaurants, bars and clubs, it was I who was left to pick up the
tab. In taxis he suddenly had no change. Nobody minds paying for
others on occasion, except when it happens all the time.

Meeting this fellow at London's Heathrow Airport one cold
January morning, I told him my New Year's resolution was not to
aide or abet him in any form over the coming year. Five minutes
later saw the end of that resolve when he informed me that he
hadn't changed any of his cash into sterling and asked me for
taxi money.

Under my tutelage, however, he gradually came to the
understanding that he couldn't continue his sponging habits. He's
gotten over it to some extent, even if he does carry a pocket
calculator to figure what he owes on restaurant bills, even down
to his share of the service charge.

Then there was another colleague (different firm) who was the
epitome of a leech. In the year I knew and worked with her she
never once paid for taxis she shared with me or other friends. It
became a joke among colleagues that each time the cab arrived at
its destination the first thing we would hear was: "I don't seem
to have any change".

Frequently she would leave bars without paying for her drinks,
leaving others to foot the bill.

And worse luck, she happened to be holed-up in a house in
North Jakarta with me and some friends during the May 1998 riots.
The day the riots broke out, a friend and I went to the only open
supermarket we could find and bought what little food was left.

When we arrived back at the house, we informed the leech that
there was no more food available for a few days, so she could
share what we had purchased. No sooner uttered, than she began
plowing her way through the purchases. Soon there was nothing
left, and for a few days we had to content ourselves with pot
noodles and whiskey while she made mouthwatering dishes just for
herself.

But leeches do not limit their sponging only to pecuniary
matters. There is also the emotional leech.

These people manipulate or create emotions on which they
thrive. They just love crises and conflicts. If they see a chink
in someone's armor they go straight for it and jam it open
because they don't make friends easily. They ensure that with the
few friends they do have that there is a common enemy. They milk
situations for all they are worth and constantly drive wedges
between relationships.

Why do we put up with people such as this? Why are we so
polite when others are not? And why are those who are rude and
whose manners are from the dark ages so unaware of their
shortcomings.

One day I decided to take the bull by the horns and informed
the above leech of her shortcomings. She altogether flipped,
accusing me of being a stingy, cold-hearted individual.

This is always the case with parasites. Like alcoholics, they
never admit to having a problem and always turn it on its head to
accuse the accuser of having the problem. Reason has no place
with these people. They think the world owes them a living.

If there is one thing leeches are good at it's assessing their
net worth and whether others should pay up. They generally tend
to have rather high opinions, thinking themselves superior to
others. Normal people don't behave like the Queen of England, nor
would they want to, but to these leeches such behavior is their
birthright.

It's just about bearable if a colleague or "friend" is a
leech, but what if you are in a relationship or are even married
to one?

A friend is in this situation. A beautiful, smart, savvy young
woman, she allows a bloodsucker to take her for everything she
possesses. As she works all the hours God sends, he rests at home
drinking beer, watching porno flicks, spending her cash and
sleeping with as many other women as possible. He has no
intention of ever working as life is served up to him by his
wife. Friends mutter behind her back that she is nuts to have
married this sloth as he is literally sucking the blood out of
her.

What leads people to act like this? It doesn't come down to
money as these people tend to save most of theirs and frequently
have more than others. Perhaps it's to do with their upbringing.
Possibly their parents didn't provide all they wanted, leaving
them to evolve into free-loaders. Or it may be because they think
people are incontrovertible suckers and why not take what they
can get anyway.

As with the jungle bleeders, take a flame to this lot and burn
them off.

-- William Furney